Peanut Butter Sandwitch

 

Peanut Butter Sandwitch (TW hate & swearing)

I hate peanut butter sandwitch. People say a peanut butter sandwich should have a balanced sweet-and-savory flavor. I, on the other hand, received all the savour and none of the sweet.

A peanut butter sandwitch shouldn’t make you cry. Nobody is comparing the peanut and the jelly in a peanut butter jelly sandwich. And just like the sandwich, I don’t understand why people are comparing sweet jelly with the peanut when they’re supposed to come in a pack, in a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

A peanut butter sandwitch shouldn’t make you hide. People say it’s a classic, safe dish to enjoy every day. So why am I so afraid just to look at it twice a week?

A peanut butter sandwitch shouldn’t be demeaning. While yes, it is popular, it’s really not the best. So there's no reason to act so tough, looking down on me and my capabilities.

I hate peanut butter sandwitch. They deserve to be toasted and burned. If a woman back then could be burnt for being accused of witchcraft. Why can’t I burn a monster hiding itself in the form of a peanut butter sandwitch?

I hate peanut butter sandwitch, and don’t you dare try to call me sensitive. After all, you yourself might not even try biting into a peanut butter sandwich and experience the horror and pain of being forced to go through all of it. And while it might be a win for you, it is not for me. So shut the f*ck up before I force you to eat a peanut butter sandwich and experience the horrors of biting into one and crying about it every single night, as you start questioning the reason why you decided you are worthy of life.

(This isn’t about peanut butter sandwiches)